tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

awkwardcat:

chemically-imbalanced-romance:

chemically-imbalanced-romance:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

hufflepuff-writer:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

apharc:

uncreative-lesbian-fangirl:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

special ordered them from the bank

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

thats…thats $100, right? 

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

Y’all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

It’s. It’s 100$.

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses was i right was i right validate me i’ve had to retake algebra 3 times

Guys, it’s $4. I think you all forgot that a nickel is actually 0.05….

this is tagged #when you don’t fail financial math

sapphomets:

starblastrz:

sapphomets:

coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion

what’s graped soda

it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

deadpoolsthighs:

you GUYS i’m CRYING at this play