nochocolate:

(deltarune spoilers)

here ya go.

loukarr:

Hey all, I’d like to introduce you to my beloved pokemon:  Thunder Squeak

liet-erally:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was at school and everyone became famous tumblr people (i-am-a-fish, setheverman, etc.) but all of their faces were just their icons.

is setheverman’s face just a slightly blurry jpg of his icon over his face

funnyjoke:

jinchuuriki:

if tumblr deletes make sure to hop onto my google doc 

aquarianmm:

lilacbreastedroller:

filipinawitch:

lilacbreastedroller:

kcloveletter:

lilacbreastedroller:

i think high heeled winter boots are the cruelest trick played on women. here’s some footwear specifically designed for cold weather and rough, slick terrain, but we went ahead and made it less functional so you can look more fuckable. don’t slip baby! that’s it that’s womenswear distilled down to its purest core

my thoughts exactly but also about high-heeled hiking boots

high heeled WHAT NOWS

But have you seen the Teva hiking/working stiletto?

UM

What the fuck

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

imtrying13:

toujours-fidele:

ask-the-egos:

mindfulwrath:

apricots-from-nara:

oni-queen:

sassenach-kiss:

let’s stop kidding ourselves, we all know the true otp is Jedediah and Octavius from Night At the Museum 

they quote gay movies

they watch cat videos on youtube 

they take selfies

I’m pretty sure they actually became canon in NatM3? 

come on there’s no way you can’t ship them

That last gif looks like Octavius was looking for a kiss, and well Jed misunderstood completely.

Being a homosexual in Octavius’ time was perfectly acceptable, which makes this all the more funny cause I think he thinks there can be something more, but Jeb is literally clueless as hell.

Cowboys in the Old West were also notoriously gay

MY TRUE OTP

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

They both look like ‘shit I should’ve kissed him’ in the last gif…

they’re true gays because they’re both so fucking clueless they think the other one isnt interested

teathattast:

sprimkle