*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*
Someone: If you could have any one super power what w-
Trans and nb people:
the thing about comparing trump to the grinch is the grinch showed himself capable of reform & human emotion at the end
How dare y’all shitheads compare such a hideous and disgusting creature with the Grinch!?
You’re a mean one, Mr Trump
You ugly fucking lump
youre as racist as a klansman dropped in a xenophobic dump
mr. truuuuuuuUMP
here’s where the new social gathering spot will be after tumblr dies
he is fierce!!!!!!!!
I LOVE HIM AND HIMS SQUEAKS
omg the squeaks. unmute, you won’t regret it.
I love this weird horse

me: pets my dog so gingerly and sweetly as to not hurt his delicate puppy bones
my dog: headbutts me in the ass so hard i go flying forward three feet and smashes my head against the hardwood

for a second i forgot what references are and thought the numbers were the length of the list. i was like, one of those motherfuckers stung TWO people
Peter:
ᶦ’ᵐ ᵗᶦʳᵉᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ᵐᵃᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ʰᵒʷ ᶦ ᵗᵃˡᵏ
Tony: No one makes fun of you, Peter.
Peter, not listening: I’m GoNnA tAlK lIkE tHiS nOw. It’S fAnCiEr.
Loki: 𝔅𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔥, 𝔭𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔢



