fieldbears:

xeniawarriorprincesa:

Baby boomers: why don’t millennials just work 2 jobs?

Minimum wage jobs: ok so we need at least 4 full days of availability, must work holidays, can’t request a set schedule, must work weekends, and you will never know what day or what time you are gonna work until the schedule comes out 🙂

“…and there’s laws about how quickly we have to get our schedule out for you to plan around but don’t worry, we won’t really abide by that most of the time :)”

arthurmorgansgf:

pringlesaremydivision:

arthurmorgansgf:

I love bears ,,,,, but their tongues rly shouldn’t be that long

what weird twink wrote this

abbf26:

if tumblr shuts down aint none of you gonna find me. i aint got a twitter i aint got a facebook i aint got a physical form. ass ta la ve sta, pussies

betamusic:

make sure to buddy me on animal jam before this site shuts down

theglowpt2:

if tumblr shuts down meet me in the desert we’re gonna be sand farmers now 

burbert:

everyone else: here’s my twitter and insta and Facebook and also my LinkedIn and my old neopets account too, so you guys can know where to find me in case tumblr shuts down!

me:

deluxetrashqueen:

In case tumblr does shut down I want my followers to know that I do not have any other social media accounts nor do I have any existence outside this blog. I have a sniper trained on me at all times who has been under contract for years to take the shot should the tumblr servers permanently close. It’s been nice knowing you all but this is the way we always knew this would end.