Costco Lady: Free sample?
Me:
Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.
This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible
ive got too much blog butter!!!!! so slippery, oh! *thud* oh fuck!! i just slipped on my own blog!!! what the fuck did i just read
balancing my need for privacy w/ being an attention hoe
hence: tumblr
I came here for a good time and I honestly feel so attacked right now.
how is it possible for this man to be saying ANYTHING
neither of these poeple are sayuing anything
interviewer: anha ana mijsta pahbin ewwuwo when it burnt down yuh mista baby ohta…
interviewee: whenwe hyagh debyaugh db.. bneugh dbnyeugh bnyeuh mmnyoeunmmumneyugh snbbnd bning deebn wu….. heeh heeh hee heh
“asexuals are basically straight”
“asexuals are inherently homophobic”
“asexuals are just confused; not having sex is just celibacy”
“asexuals are just gays with internalized homophobia”
“asexuals have no place in the lgbt+ community”
“there’s no such thing as aphobia”
“i’d never touch an asexual person"
“ace people just aren’t oppressed enough to be in the lgbt+ community”
“i only hate the cishet aces”
“asexuality isn’t a real thing”
me watching tumblr eat itself from the inside out: lmfao
me watching everybody jump ship anyway and realising i don’t use any of my other social media accounts:
sir that’s my emotional support goblin
Isabelle is here to protect your blog from being deleted
Reblog this p u p y in order to stay safe during this trying time
Shineheart26 