when vampires fuck up they just pretend to be dead for a century and honestly, power move
waiter: enjoy your meal
me: you too!
me: …
me: *sleeps until everyone i know is dead*
Okay but like I work as a waitress and this is actually a pleasant thing to hear, i’m eating eventually, thank you for wanting me to enjoy my meal too
this changes everything
When I’m at a restaurant I write weird or creepy things on napkins and leave them on the table. Today I wrote “be careful. They’re coming and they know who you are” and left it on the table.
idk what that has to do with my post but i’m so grateful to you for sharing
I used to sell old books and put ridiculous dates on the inner cover with cryptic messages like
“1857~
see you in hell brother dearest
Unfortunately,
Marvin”
This got real creepy real quick and I love it
Tell me more, you creepy people.
I love writing ominous messages on a piece of paper, ripping it up, than scattering it in public. I don’t know if anyone has actually gotten the messages, but if they did, I hope they’re scared as all hell.
When I was a kid I found an enormous piece of quartz in the middle of the woods off a horse trail. I carried it around for most of my little adventure then I wrote “these woods are lovely, dark and deep/but I have promises to keep/and miles to go before I sleep/and miles to go” on a piece of paper in cursive but holding the pencil wrong so it looked a little off, and tied it around the rock with my hair tie and left it in a hollow between two big tree branches. It wasn’t there two days later.
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