secrfidr:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

completely forgot this was a thing, but some gaudience members are drawing my face on their hands so they can recognize each other trick r treating/be haunted by a specter of my cursed presence. 

draw my face on you hand to be possessed! happy hauntings!

credit to @emerald-and-fluorite   

if you meet each other out there, i *guess* you’re allowed to say ‘i like your shoelaces’, but the correct response is now ‘thanks i’m gonna use them to strangle the president’

totally forgot i had this