slimetony:

Yeah boss… can’t come int-… can’t come into… no listen… can’t come in today I just found out about this webcomic called h-… yeah a webcomic like a comic you read on your computer… it’s called homestuck… not homesick homestuck… yeah its got like a million pages… its… I can’t come to work today

disdainful:

daysarethedreamsnightmares:

disdainful:

Mr. Stark I dont feel so good

What in the everloving fuck? I woke up today thinking that it was going to be a good day. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and I could sleep in for an extra hour. Then this fucking post shows up and I am suddenly reliving that traumatic moment in an Imax theater where I balled my eyes out in front of 100 strangers. Fuck you.

Okay thanks