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Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

dudesdedudes:

superpeanutwastaken:

markiplier-girl96:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

ifellinthefandom:

enter this into the Google search

site:<url of site where you read the fic> <a line you remember from the fic or character names plus a unique detail>

for example:

site:http://archiveofourown.org/ Todd Margo pedicure

Google will search only AO3 and tell you which pages contain the words Todd Margo and pedicure.

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

REBLOG TO SAVE MY LIFE

REBLOG!!!

twinsizedfuckboys:

Do not fall in love with people like me.

coolgirl:

coolgirl:

When marina created oh no!. I felt that.

one track mind, one track heart, if I fail I’ll fall apart.. maybe it. is. all a test.. cause I feel like I’m the worst, so I always act like im the best!

if you are not very careful! your possessions will possess you! tv taught me how to feel, now real life has no appeal.. it has no appeal, it has no appeal, it has no appeal, it has no appeal, IT! HAS! NO! A.PPEAL!

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I WANT AND WHO I WANT TO BE! I KNOW EXACTLY WHY I WALK AND TALK LIKE A MACHINE! IM NOW BECOMING MY OWN SELF FULL FILLED PROPHECY! OH! OH NO! OH NO! OH NO!