lady-pelham:

mawoftriskaidekathon:

loppytaffy:

laclefdescoeurs:

My Wife’s Lovers, 1891, Carl Kahler

God I hope I am immortalised by my husband for having 40 cats

Fun facts:

  • It cost $5,000 in 1888 to have this painting made, which is more than $120,000 in today’s money.
  • I say 1888 because it took three years for Kahler to complete, reportedly because he spent most of the time studying and sketching each cat to get a feel for their personality.
  • It was painted for Kate Johnson, the title was her husband’s idea though, proving him the most patient and good-humored husband in the history of crazy cat ladies.
  • Speaking of cat ladies, the picture actually contains 42 cats. Or more specifically, Mrs. Johnson’s 42 most favorite cats. She had 350 in total.
  • It sold at auction via Sotheby’s a few days ago for over $800,000 dollars, vastly more than its $200,000-$300,000 estimate.
  • The buyer is a private collector in California.
  • Probably someone who really, really likes cats.
  • I mean, really likes cats.

I just feel for the maids who had to clean her house.

They would have not even had a vacuum cleaner to help them.

mamoru:

kraftykrak3n:

mamoru:

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

This sounds like it was written by a powerful being that is trapped in a human vessel and keeps having their plans thwarted by bathroom breaks. 

You know too much.

one-time-i-dreamt:

faceplantintoapilefullofnerd:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was a pregnant Jon Arbuckle at McDonald’s, and I was going into labor. I started giving birth to baby Garfield there, much to the horror of everyone around me. Then my point of view switched and I became baby Garfield. Jon brought me outside and left me next to the dumpster in the parking lot and drove away. The people didn’t know I was there, and I knew they were afraid of me, but I needed a home. I started crawling away, trying to find a new family.

Something tells me this was inspired by that awful fetish art comic where John gives birth to Garfield while accompanied by the Once-ler(I think).

I’m sorry, it was inspired by the what? Don’t answer me, this is a rhetorical question, I don’t need to know more.