prokopetz:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

I finally got around to giving Breath of the Wild a serious go today. I’d just gotten my pants enhanced by a fairy, so I was feeling pretty confident about my defensive prowess – and then a goblin one-shotted me with a garden rake.

Clearly I’ve got a long way to go.

“Modest”, you say?

Let me paint a picture for you:

I’m riding across a barren heath in the dead of night and the driving rain, illumined only by distant flashes of lightning.

As I crest the next hill, a hulking masked man stands, motionless, in the road before me.

I draw my horse to a stop.

Unspeaking, he draws his sword.

I dismount.

He raises his weapon in a gesture that’s both a salute to a fellow warrior and a promise of swift death.

He is immediately struck by lightning and killed instantly.

I pick up his sword and continue on my way.

violetkirjava:

LOOK HOW GOOD THE LATEST ISSUE OF TEEN VOGUE IS

ADS FEATURING SAME-SEX COUPLES

TALKING ABOUT THE STIGMA SURROUNDING FEMALE SEXUALITY

ACTUAL BODY POSITIVITY

DISCUSSING SEXUAL FLUIDITY

SEX ED THAT’S NOT JUST ABOUT STRAIGHT COUPLES

TALKING ABOUT CONSENT

TEACHING ABOUT DEBATE AND HOW TO STAND UP AGAINST HATE SPEECH

TROYE SIVAN AND HARI NEF TALKING ABOUT THE SOCIETAL PRESSURES OF COMING OUT

GIRL GROUPS THAT TACKLES RACE AND BEING QUEER

AN ARTICLE ABOUT MEN WEARING MAKEUP

thank god for teen vogue, these are the things teens really need to be learning about.