Many people thought the world would end in 2012 because an ancient map said so, but nobody heeds the warnings of hundreds of scientists who show empirically that the world WILL end in the next couple centuries unless we stop eating beef and start taking trains.
weird person on twitter: i love trans people! check out my fantasy webcomic in which trans women are 9 foot tall orc warriors and trans men are tiny chipmunk princes. god i’m so horny today
anyways y’all can still ship larry face/salarry, they aren’t related by blood, they weren’t raised as brothers, sal still calls lisa lisa, not mom, and larry still calls henry henry, not dad, steve has stated on several occasions he doesn’t care how you interpret their relationship, and there’s even two hints in episode 4 that imply that them being together wouldn’t be an impossible thing so relax a little and keep having fun with blue boy and pinocchio