tairabeara: imaginarycircus: Someone stole a 21 foot hammer from the community center in Healdsburg, CA and it hasn’t been returned so someone else (I’m assuming) mysteriously installed a 3 foot nail that reads “BAIT” on its head. (article) This is fucking hilarious.
tumblr_p0h6zivcdf1wiqjww jayce: hudlion: whyyoustabbedme: she thought she killed they asses💀💀😭 This some straight up charlie chaplin stunting
royalgoons: godsbaby: enchainrain: You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely. That’s it that’s it, man.
chipsprites: Me: *escaping the louvre, having just stolen the mona lisa* The police: Stop right there! Me: credit to the original artist. 🙂 The police: Oh, never mind, you’re free to go.