us watching every post we make get flagged

obama: *sees petition with 150,000 signatures* it looks like tumblr has to unban porn, comrades

medic981:

dexflexington:

ash-ash-bo-bash:

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

Cajun Santa, bring me the gumbo and buckets of mud bugs

I’ve been there. We ate at Rita Mae’s.

@jenovaiii

nil-the-glitch:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

C-3PO, but with bad image recognition, just walking around Tatooine with his hands over his eyes being constantly scandalized by the sand dunes because his AI tells him he’s surrounded by an endless expanse of nude flesh.

R2, beeping furiously while C-3PO trips and falls down a sand dune: “IT’S NOT FUCKING NUDE FLESH YOU PIECE OF SHIT DROID!!!”

fandomshateblackpeople:

*reports ~MAPs~ and literal Nazis*

Tumblr staff:

*someone posts one (1) titty*

Tumblr staff: Wha-what is going on?? Y’ALL ARE GOING TO JAIL PERIIIIIOOOOODDDDTTTT