shryptix:

sometimes I think I’m funny

marshals-to-dictators:

daco-broman:

missourien:

I taste blood for some reason lmao

don’t tell nobody this shit but yo body actually full of that shit

You deadass?

spoopy-soren:

xxwolfmeetstheskyxx:

Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say “thank you, Lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork

acoolguy:

slumbermancer:

oh check this out lol [Sends you to Goblin Zone.]

thanks for the free ride home

roxylalondes:

beffalumps:

Gone fishin’