you ever think about the fact that in the wreck it ralph universe ten years off from the movie theres probably someone posting on a forum like “does ANYONE remember the character king candy from the game sugar rush????? my local arcade used to have him but one day he stopped showing up in the roster and none of my friends remember him from their versions”
someone datamines an old sugar rush console and finds nothing about king candy and everyone who frequented litwaks is deeply perturbed by their collective memory
the entire concept of ‘going turbo’ makes basically every video game creepypasta true
wreck it ralph is secretly a movie about polybius
King Candy is basically the Candle Cove of videogames.
Hi no I just read that link and that is INFINITELY more terrifying than what this post was talking about what the FUCK
Lol I can’t believe some of y’all still haven’t heard of candle cove
“here are some alternates to tumblr! like newgrounds or pixiv" yall just, straight up stopped suggesting sites even remotely similar to tumblr and are just saying random shit now. guys lets all move to the comments section of youtube
Anyway John is just A Trainer Guy following along with Jade on her roadtrip of discovering and studying ALLLLLL the legendary types there is. She loves the legends of them. She’d have like a team of way overpowered lvl99 Pokemon making John look like a fucking baby.
They meet with Rose and Dave when John loses a gym battle against Rose, and John begs her to join them so she can teach him how 2 become a really good trainer and Rose accepts only really because Jade is….. cute….. and they’re both equally as nerdy about ye ancient Pokemon. Dave Tags Along.
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