finally he got to pile up things
Eddie and Venom: *arguing*
Anne: That’s it! Get in your get along shirt!
Eddie: this is just a normal t-shirt? Annie, we share a body. We have an entire get along body
Anne: just put on the shirt and play nice
Eddie: ok
doctor strange *pointing at venom on eddie’s shoulder*: what is he, your ward?
eddie: no, uh…
venom: yeah, he’s my edward
“venom fucker” this and “venom fucker” that, where are the venom lovers
Venom 2018
Venom, holding two pieces of bread on the sides of Eddie’s head: what are you?
Eddie: an idiot sandwich
it’s just you.

the minute I saw Ralsei’s design, with the freakin poncho-cape and the magic scarf and his lil fangs, I felt like I was specifically targeted.
how could you, toby fox








