Shineheart26

bravadopinfire:

ruphobic:

ruphobic:

ruphobic:

at this wedding as a bridesmaid its actually very beautiful. im gonna ask the waiter what he thinks hold on

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO this waiter off his shits he has the real tea on the bride if anyone heard him hes SO fucked

oh fuck

Y’all mind if I chime in?

the-fairy-dong-mother:

1st oc: hi im just a normal highschooler im kinda depressed but i swear im not a mary sue

30th oc:

linssins:

* whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es

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maroonplanet:

jokes that i’m sure ppl have made already lol

mens-rights-activia:

exeggcute:

apparently the EPA said asbestos is “safe” again, which is good news for asbestos memes, and bad news for literally everyone else

Mesothelioma boutta go awf