biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

*cusses you out in cuneiform*

splat-tastic:

Has this joke been made yet?

wow-nice-art:

remastered version of this

setheverman:

setheverman:

i feel like i just had an encounter with jesus

wait why didn’t he just insert the sad emoji

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was at a Twenty One Pilots concert where they chose some people from the audience to participate in a competition about who could eat a raw potato the fastest and then they went on to play so passionately they completely demolished their instruments.

themintyqueer:

ptomlins:

Necromancer: Did you know that dinosaur skeletons in museums are usually fake casts?

Someone: Did the Internet tell you that?

Necromancer: Nope, just a series of disappointing museum trips.

Somewhere in the archives of that museum is a very terrified scientist

wu-tangz:

You did amazing sweetie

why are people on this website so fucking weird and rude

eggcup-deactivated20180129:

fruitbi:

jazzyisheree:

silenthilllz:

anxietyproblem:

This still image was created by a Japanese neurology professor Yamamoto, and he told the instructions below:
If its not moving, or just moving a little, you are healthy and has slept well.
If its moving slowly, you are a bit stressed or tired
If its moving continuously, you are over-stressed

welp, im a bit stressed and tired then

O shit o fuck-