rosalui:

meso-mijali:

rosalui:

youngstero:

I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why

wheres that pic from parks and rec. you all know the one

yES

darillium-night:

good-janet:

starlit-captain:

great-tweets:

sorry, professor whats his nuts

you all forgot the most important part

I’m glad we all got closure. This is amazing.

Today I found out this was at my school and I can’t fucking stop laughing because my school is also the original poster of the please don’t jack off in the showers because semen clogs the drains signs it’s always OU I’m crying 😭

glitterfeyrac:

glitterfeyrac:

i swear to god i’m the biggest michael buble xmas album stan but there is nothing more insulting than “santa buddy,,,, i’ll wait up for you DUDE” and even more ridiculously so— he changed the line “a 64′ convertible too, light blue” to “a 65′ convertible too, steel blue” like…………………….we get it…………………….ur straight……………….ur a MAN…………………………. we g

#say you want to fuck santa you COWARD