fuck this hotel blanket in particular
What the fuck am I looking at
blanket from hell, texture made of evil
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elsen ‘s 4
everyone’s talking about caleb gallo but this is from gayle and it’s HINESTLY one of the funniest youtube series i’ve ever watched
caleb gallo is west coast gay culture and gayle is east coast mom culture
me, long ago, perfectly innocent: hm, i don’t have a lot of followers, but i wanna perform well for them so i’m going to construct a good queue system and post content that they’ll enjoy !!
me, now:
Hey I told my mom about the people kinning as me and she told me to tell y’all that you have to start making the car payments I owe her
This isn’t a joke I decided to explain factkin to my mom today and the first thing she asked is why they aren’t paying my bills
we may be onto something here
just-plain-spooks-at-this-point:
hey before this app gets shut down completely does anyone wanna fuckin uhhhhh fall in love together or smth?
could we start with dinner instead? maybe grab sushi?
OH GOD I’M SO SORRY
DO YOU EVER THINK BEFORE YOU POST?!?!?!
IF I DID THAT I WOULD NEVER POST
romaine lettuce e coli outbreak
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