Trash pandas, the both of them.
I don’t like to call Frankenstein’s creation a ‘monster’ because he seems pretty chill, so I just call him Frankenstein’s lil boi
*new yorker accent* yeah, that’s guy’s just Frankie’s kid, what’s it to ya?
Bb MCU Loki: *scrapes knee* mom why is my blood blue
Frigga, super Done and staying out of it: ask your father
Loki: dad, why do I have blue blood?
Odin, sweating: because you’re royalty, of course
Thor: *scrapes elbow* dad, i’m royalty, too, right? Why’s my blood red?
Odin, sweating bullets: you’re adopted
Odin panicking and telling Thor he’s the adopted one instead is peak comedy.
by Norwegian conceptual artist Rune Guneriussen
reminds me of the Mad Hatter’s tea party
Mark on tumblr is so different than mark on YouTube like
Response to “I’d die for you”
Mark on YouTube: Please don’t, I’d die for you first
Mark on tumblr: Then Prove It Right Now
tumblr purged all the map / pedo positivity tags too lmaoooo 🥂🎉
WE POPPIN THE BIGGEST BOTTLES 2NIGHT
If you’ve ever said “she’s too tall” you’re an absolute coward lol
I’m so about how popular this post is, tall girls are so good
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