emoceanman:

me: is fine being single, understands i am still capable of love, is in no rush, doesn’t like relationships that much

stupid brain:

infomercial:

infomercial:

ima miss the tiddies not even in a horny way they’re just nice to look at

tolstoyevskywrites:

In the 2018 Sexiest Man Alive issue of People magazine, Tom Hardy was voted “Sexiest Tom” as chosen by the readership.

Which means that our man Eddie Brock, walking disaster bi, who eats live lobsters and makes out with alien slime monsters, beat out Tom Hiddleston in the sexiness category.

That’s beautiful.

imagine-jim-bones-and-spock:

imagine-jim-bones-and-spock:

Are you guys ready to play a game called “how many pictures of shirtless captain kirk can i post that will be marked as explicit??

Captain kirk HAS BEEN ARRESTED for being horny on main

pacificrim:

pacificrim:

literally sonicfox or riot

KING

commander-ledi:

i have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh four personality traits. and they are

• chronic back pain
• monster fucking
• gay
• video game

thatiswhy:

boringangel:

boringangel:

moon: full

titties: out

tumblr: no

I am forcibly removed from the blog I’ve been running for 9+ years.

everythingiswhatevernow:

badjokesbyjeff:

Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?

Man: Good news first please, doc!

Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you

Why is this funny

wayward-winded:

Link: How much?

The Koroks in Korok Forest: