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c-rowteeth:

neoperks:

PEAS 🦆

thank you so so much for sharing this. this video is so important to me. i would sell my laptop, my house, and my sister for this duck. this video has enlightened me. i can continue living knowing such a being exists. thank you.

sicktier:

I was trying to put my feelings into a comic for emotional relief but my sketch came out like this and I just fucking lost it I’m not even sad anymore

suddenly-bi:

fruitsoftheape100:

fruitsoftheape100:

Im In-Spired And Brave Enough To Go Fight In War

But I Have A Belly Ache I Have A Belly Ache And I Am My Nanna Will Not Let Me Fight In The Wor So Sorry Boys You Go Kill Without Me PS. I Am Brave Enough

lanqu-e:

just-shower-thoughts:

2019 will probably be the last year that ends with “teen” for the rest of our lives.

fuck that imma be here in 3019

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

momentofsanity:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

karp a didum my peeps

‘Scuse me?

squeeze the day

pinklouboutins:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

lustfulesbian:

When attractive girls message me i have a full on panic attack because i am an actual potato

have you ever met anyone who didn’t like potatoes?

Fun fact: I work at a preschool and there’s a kid there who actually thinks a potato is an animal 😭

theotherwesley:

matzahball:

matzahball:

I bought a bunch of bananas and I’ve caught Cleo staring at them every day since

Update: I took the last one and now she wants to know where her bananas went

cat why banana