heroofhyrulelink:

SS Link: gently sets down weapons and places them besides him before he jumps into bed. 

BOTW Link: gets a running start before he jumps into bed. thirty swords, five spiked clubs, a fire rod, several spiky shields strapped to his back. he cuddles his bomb arrows.

soft-symbiote:

onlyxciii:

urulokid:

id like to thank the venom fandom, the true last bastion of nsfw fanart on this hellsite. ive been here for like seven years and its just so fitting that the last explosion of horny art, the last gasp if you will, was lovingly rendered monsterfucking slime tenderly jacking off its host, tom hardy

thank you its been an honor

pukicho:

pukicho:

misterjukebox8:

pukicho:

The fuck outta here Winnie the piss

You wanna know why they censored Winnie the Pooh

Too many people made fun of the Prime Mininster of China for looking like Winnie the Pooh

So he just straight up banned Winnie the Pooh from the country

Glad to see the leader of a superpower cant handle a kindergarten-level joke

This dude has me blocked for some reason and honestly? Good