carrionthrash:

Tumblr users, for years: Hey we like using your website but can you please do something about all the vile content like the stuff that is straight up illegal

@Staff, for years: Sorry we don’t know how 😦 look I’m wearing my tie as a belt, we are designing webs site , no yelling!!!!

Apple: We aren’t going to have your app in our store anymore because the site is overrun with deplorable content to the point where 14 year olds needs to add “pedophiles don’t interact!!!” on their glitter slime gifsets

@Staff, immediately after being threatened with a hit to their ad revenue: *all stop doing coke in the bathroom for once and purge the site in a day*

teamgalactica:

sasgalula:

teamgalactica:

teamgalactica:

a stray cat showed up in my garden earlier and i named him todd howard as a joke but now i have to live with this because my stepfather just said “todd howard didnt eat the cat food i left out for him”

this is him

op are there any updates on todd?

yes ! todd lives with us now and hes incredibly friendly and affectionate, here he is taking a nap on my bed

he also has a tendency to steal food, he slapped a slice of bread out of my hands and ran away to eat it recently

cryptic-wix:

sugrspellitout:

dykeforpresident:

fempersephone:

teaboot:

biologicalstepfather:

libertarirynn:

estelliaslair:

vaporwavesimulator:

women wear suits better than men and thats just a cold hard fact

One name to those who doubt these words:

ESTHER QUEK

I rest my case.

Exhibit B: Janelle Monáe

Exhibit C: Lucy Liu

High Warlock, Minister of Magic, and Kingpin

Y’all are doing butch women dirty by only showing more gender conforming women in suits.

May I present historic gnc women

The fact that there is no kd lang when she has worn suits almost every moment of her career is …… a crime

Also

help im gay