Link, about to shield surf down an escalator: Hey, it’s Link the meme man. You know, you only live once, so eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast.
Ganondorf: If you go down that escalator, I’m going to call the police.
(They stare at each other for an intense few seconds. Link hops on the shield and races down the escalator, landing with a crash at the bottom. Ganondorf goes after him, dialing 911)
Young and Toon Link: GO!!! GO, GO, LINK, GO!!!
(Link grabs the shield and books it, Ganondorf running behind him)
in cutthroat kitchen the challenge in spaghetti and meatballs and this guy buys a sabotage to take away all of 1 ingredient from any chef. so he takes away this lady’s garlic. and everyone’s like “why the fuck did you not take her pasta” and he’s like “i know what i’m doing”. when the judge gets to that lady’s dish (and this was her only sabotage) he’s like “this is really underseasoned i’m not tasting any garlic or seasonings you’d expect from spaghetti and meatballs” and the camera just zooms in on the guy grinning. goddamn
thats dumb. what if people could sabotage each other in the Olympics like that? “oh, you’re allowed to take away one thing from your opponant” and like the compatition is lap swimming or something and the guy goes “alright, no water allowed for you.”
Sweety, darling, sugarpie….
Have you seen cutthroat kitchen?
The best description I ever saw was one saying it was essentially the Mario Party of competitive cooking shows.
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