biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Croc

perichristmas:

roseystims:

roseystims:

hey heads up if you get a youtube ad that’s chris pratt telling you not to skip, take his advice. it’s an ad for the Lego Movie 2 that literally plays the entire first movie

jewishcap:

pinksweet:

sir that’s my emotional support tapeworm

venom (2018)

thetragiccomedian:

slimetony:

There is a serious chance tumblr wont survive 2018 and thats so cool to me

tumblr, when their app gets removed from the app store:

tumblr users:

pochowek:

tiny brain: the customer is always right culture
huge brain: the customer is always wrong culture
exploding brain: The customer and the retail worker are fucking and they also shot the capitalist that made them turn against each other in the first place

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

It didn’t even cross my mind that this was an advertisement and not typical Gay Tumblr Content

shigure:

shigure:

power move: reblog an ungodly amount of ask games that use the same emoji and when someone sends you an ask with it you just tell them whatever you want

new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

dramagoblin:

shadow-duelist:

awfulpigeon:

shadow-duelist:

awfulpigeon:

shadow-duelist:

awfulpigeon:

sadisticprofessor:

Pro Tip: instead of dick pics, show her your knife collection

this has to be about lesbians because no woman sees a mans knife collection and concludes that he is safe to be around

Can you not

Elaborate

Actual fucking sexism

Explain

You assume that a woman would exclusively find a man dangerous to be around once finding they have a knife collection.

No, I’m aware that women find most men dangerous all the time.