goddesspeggycarter:

bronweathanharthad:

sir that’s my emotional support gardener

jamesroachmusic:

libraunlocked:

neoparzival829:

curiooftheheart:

iamthezubatman:

eggcup:

tilthat:

TIL there is a species of fungus that only exists in Texas and rural Japan, and is thought to have been in both places for 19 million years

via reddit.com

turns people into cowboys or samurais depending on which place you’re in 

That explains why cowboy movies and samurai movies are so similar.

Cowboys are Alolan form Samurai

i-am-a-fish:

viostormcaller:

i-am-a-fish:

PEOPLE IN RETAIL SHOULD BE PAID $69 AN HOUR BECAUSE I THINK IT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY AND I COULD MAKE A FUNNY POST ABOUT IT

ALSO THEY’D PROB BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY LIVE OFF THEIR WAGES SO THAT’S A HUGE PLUS

THAT TOO I GUESS YEAH ALSO THAT

kcuts-emoh:

Boy sure i love the real world glitches

jojojo-jo-jo-jojojo:

Peabrain: Nintendo products never go on sale!

Nintendo, wise: Check this out,

champagneauston:

the rampage continues

spongebobhappy10:

wormfairy:

spongebobhappy10:

Spongebob is driving to the library to check out his favorite movie Joe Dirt on DVD.

(OPEN RP)

how is he driving if he never got his license

Fuck you

porko-rosso:

imagine being able to walk like a normal person

[THIS POST WAS MADE BY BIG THIGH GANG]