chrismarium:

Rest In Peace, Ocean Man

Stephen Hillenburg (1961-2018)

Thank you for your influence in my generation’s childhood. You will be missed

yeetersofthelostcities:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

any technology sufficiently advanced will be used to prank someone

*a thousand toilet plungers and four ancient Babylonian tablets come crashing down onto your head* LOL PRANKD

valkyrielesbian:

This is officially the best picture I’ve ever taken of my cat

humunanunga:

arsoniick:

arsoniick:

arsoniick:

we got a new microwave and i dont know how it works but i wanna see if itll say “CHILD” again if i press buttons enough

have you guys never pressed the start button on your microwave 10 times until the ominous blue text calls you a CHILD?

unfollow if you’ve never been assigned child by microwave

holnapkitalalom:

HEY NOW

you’re an

duskforest:

shinx baby sister trans