catsuggest:

pls for the love of geode give me some soup

deliciouse soups call to me …

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gaypussyretard:

e-hoe:

this is so funny

(for context)

Yeah, if I was an Uber driver, I sure as shit wouldn’t be picking up any demons of Slaanesh and letting them into my vehicle.

2srooky:

teathattast:

*caution: loud*

creds: @largetrap

Can anyone else see this????? Am I fucking hallucinating this…… masterpiece.

floralmarsupial:

If You Have To Keep Asking Chances Are You Know The Answer Already.

princeofmints:

MY BIGGEST OF UWUS

things i’ve learned from nearly 2 years raising garden snails:

mydogisabutt:

– they have best friends
– they’ll go out of their way to sit on their best friends, kiss their best friends, and share lunch with them
– lettuce is to snails what a favorite ball is to a dog
– if ur tasty they’ll give u gentle scrapes
– they are SOCIAL!!!!!
– they all have very distinct personalities and quirks
– they like comfort, they are affectionate
– u can actually tell when a snail is sleepy because they’ll only stick their stalks halfway out and wiggle them gently
– they’re very curious
– they’re very clean and they love maintaining their shells
– cuttlebone YUMMY, make shell BIG

beetledrink:

texts from little sister

flaming-fruitcake:

blackqueerblog:

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

That final scream

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

start headcanoning masculine dudes as trans u cowards. if you’re cis and every single transmasc hc you have is some ultra twink ass mfer just know im side eyeing you ultra heavy rn

those gruff strong dudes with the facial hair and shit? the ones that seem to be a dudes dude, a bros bro? they’re trans now ive just decided and there’s nothing you can do about it