Link, about to shield surf down an escalator: Hey, it’s Link the meme man. You know, you only live once, so eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast.
Ganondorf: If you go down that escalator, I’m going to call the police.
(They stare at each other for an intense few seconds. Link hops on the shield and races down the escalator, landing with a crash at the bottom. Ganondorf goes after him, dialing 911)
Young and Toon Link: GO!!! GO, GO, LINK, GO!!!
(Link grabs the shield and books it, Ganondorf running behind him)
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