smashing-quotes:

Pit: On a scale from “damn daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Sonic: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger.” How about you, Rock?

MegaMan: Probably “road work ahead.”

Snake: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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