Gryffindor: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?
Slytherin: You’re a hazard to society.
Hufflepuff: And a coward. Do twenty.
What about Ravenclaw?
Ravenclaw: According to my calculations, attempting to fit anything beyond even twelve marshmallows would be—
Gryffindor, mouth full: Okay, I goth twenty-sith!
Ravenclaw:
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