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nasafic:

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see. look at this. 10/10 shield use. covers whole body. no bullets for sam

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what is this. weak. steve your legs are wide open. steve your feet are swiss cheese. steve your dick is gone it just got blown off. steve. steve. your dick is gone

How did you take down Captain America?

We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idiot

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