don’t live with me if you’re not prepared for me to occasionally jump out from under your bed
me having a mental breakdown: I’m so useless
Gaud, unnaturally quickly shooting out from under my bed: NO FEELING BAD IN MY HOUSE
Me: get outta my house
Gaud, already resting feet on my dresser, :
Me: I have school, please.
Gaud, who has set up a hammock under my loft bed: all your jackets are mine now
Me, folding the laundry: are you going to help?
Gaud, setting up a blanket fort by my desk: nah
Gaud, setting up a blanket fort by my desk: this is helping